Terms of Use

All stbernardine.org visitors are welcome because the Term Catholic means universal. Of particular interest to the parish web site committee is that your visit be intellectually stimulating, spiritually sanctifying and especially gratifying. Therefore, we  hope that you always Use all buttons, links, menus, and aids while abiding with the Ten Web Commandments. 

A.K.A. The Ten Web Commandants

I.     I am the Lord your God, thou shall not have any strange gods before me nor shall thy post any web site material contrary to the Catholic Faith nor infer anything contrary to the Catholic faith when visiting our web pages.
II.     Thou shall not take the name of the name of the Lord your God in vain if something on our web site is not functioning  or thy internet connection is slow.
III     Remember to keep holy the Lord's day so please do not become so engrossed at stbernardine.org that thou  forget to attend Sunday mass.
IV.     Honor thy father and mother and respectfully and honestly complete all forms, questioners, and emails to the best of thy ability before clicking send.
V.     Thou shall not kill nor hack into our website nor try to bring it down.
VI.    Thou shall not commit adultery and thy shall always help us clean up any mistakes or exaggerations for the sake of purity and modesty.
VII.    Thou shall not steal any material that is posted on this web site with thy mouse, keyboard or any other computer device.
VIII.  Thou shall not bear false witness against thy neighbor by sending emails that are hurtful, angry, judgmental, detracting, slanderous or reckless.
IX.     Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife nor desire another web site more than thy own stbernardine.org.
X.       Thou shall not covet thy neighbor goods and refrain thy desires to send us another's copy righted material for posting on to stbernardine.org

More importantly, if you remember the two greatest commandments of the web, you shall have summed up the entire ten web commandants.

1. Thy shall love the Lord thy God and His favorite web site ( a.k.a. stbernardine.org) with all thy heart, mind, soul, and body.
2. Thy shall love thy neighbor and thy neighboring parishioners' web sites as thy own.

Thank you for abiding with our Terms Of Use and remember, "Do onto others' web sites as you would have them to do onto stbernardine.org."